Archive for the ‘Reviews’ Category
The Cabin In The Woods (2011)
I can’t remember the last time I left the cinema feeling so frustrated. Don’t misunderstand me, I’m not frustrated at the film itself. I’m frustrated at having to review the thing for the benefit of those yet to see it while I’m dying to mention 101 things that I can’t...
April 3rd, 2012 | Feature, Film Reviews | Read More
The Puppet Monster Massacre (2010)
You already know the formula by now – a bunch of teenagers are lured out into the middle of nowhere with the chance of winning some big money only to be bumped off one by one by a creature created by a mad, Nazi scientist. There’s some gratuitous nudity, plenty of insane gore and an [...]
April 2nd, 2012 | Film Reviews | Read More
Titanic 3D (1997)
Re-released to mark the 100 year anniversary of one of history’s most famous tragedies (or for you more cynical readers; a chance for James Cameron to milk some more cash from his obsession with stereoscopic filmmaking) Titanic 3D sees one of Hollywood’s most successful blockbusters sail...
April 2nd, 2012 | Feature, Film Reviews | Read More
Abduction (2011)
When young Nathan (Taylor Lautner) finds a photo of his younger self on a website listing missing children he finds his world turned upside down and sets out to find out the truth. Who are the people (Jason Isaacs and Maria Bello) pretending to be his parents? Who can he turn to and who can [...]
April 2nd, 2012 | Film Reviews | Read More
The Yellow Sea (2010)
Korean director Hong-jin Na put himself firmly on the map with his very successful debut movie, the 2008 thriller The Chaser. Hailed by critics as the beginning of a new kind of thriller genre, The Chaser won many awards. Hollywood took notice and partly financed Na’s next movie, The Yellow Sea....
April 2nd, 2012 | DVD Reviews | Read More
Lobos De Arga (2011)
AKA Game Of Werewolves (IMDb) AKA Attack Of The Werewolves (UK release title). There’s no point in beating about the bush with a movie like this. It’s the best werewolf movie to have been released in years and it’s one of the best comedy horrors that I’ve had the pleasure of seeing...
April 2nd, 2012 | Feature, Film Reviews | Read More
This Must Be The Place (2011)
This film will divide opinions. If you’re impatient or impervious to the charms of Sean Penn, you’ll be unamused. On the other hand the cast also boasts Frances McDormand, Harry Dean Stanton, Judd Hirsch and a trifecta of performances (live music, a soundtrack and acting) from David Byrne....
April 2nd, 2012 | Feature, Film Reviews | Read More
Below Zero (2010)
Edward Furlong (or Shaun Ryder, I’m not sure any more) stars as a writer who wants locked in a freezer while he finishes a screenplay he MUST finish to a deadline. If it’s not finished then his career is. With everything at risk, he decides to go out to the middle of nowhere to be [...]
April 1st, 2012 | Film Reviews | Read More
Switch (2011)
Having seen Eric Cantona in Ken Loach’s brilliant Looking For Eric (2009), I was intrigued by his latest acting endeavour in French thriller Switch. Firstly, don’t be fooled by the British artwork for this film, which shows Cantona wielding a gun in an action hero stance with an exploding car and...
April 1st, 2012 | DVD Reviews | Read More
Shadow of the Sword (2005)
Also known as The Headsman, this is a historical drama that takes place in Tyrol, starting in 1520. At the age of about 8, two boyhood friends are adopted by the Archbishop and brought up separately. Martin is trained as a soldier, and Georg is brought up as part of the clergy. Twenty years later, [...]
April 1st, 2012 | DVD Reviews | Read More



